simoh

A really handsome, hot, intelligent, smart, muscular, fit, sexy guy and gets all the girls. #1 OCE for League of Legends.

Inferior human: Wow are you simoh?
Simoh: Yes
Inferior human: Wow that's so cool, I wish I was as cool as you simoh.

by simoh1 June 2, 2019

Flag

Get the simoh mug.

Simone

This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.

Did you see Simone today?

by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020

Flag

Get the Simone mug.

Related Words

simoz • simone • Simon Cowell • Simona • Simo • šimon • Simone Biles • Simon says • Simoned • simoni

Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Dirty Simon mug.

Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

by Adminimum March 4, 2019

Flag