samophlange

A Mechanical Object/Tool Used in the Game World of Warcraft

Eg 1. Pass me that Samophlange

by Freakster15 April 24, 2007

simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.

I love you Simon. From Tegan xox

by SexyTegs October 8, 2008

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

Shmoper

One whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally retarded seven year old.

Symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as "lol" or "brb" in casual conversation. Also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to Andy Dick.

She sucked her own cousins dick, what a fucking shmoper.

If that shmoper imitates Borat one more fucking time...

That shmoper smells like shit.

by Anthony Radford August 20, 2007

simontipulate

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!

by LRoq December 21, 2007

Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)

1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner

by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010

Simone Hall

A busty female who likes to sleep all day and party all night

Oh she's such a Simone Hall

by nickle-banter April 15, 2015