Shmoper

One whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally retarded seven year old.

Symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as "lol" or "brb" in casual conversation. Also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to Andy Dick.

She sucked her own cousins dick, what a fucking shmoper.

If that shmoper imitates Borat one more fucking time...

That shmoper smells like shit.

Shmoper by Anthony Radford August 20, 2007

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

shmower 

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

shmower by Lee Z April 27, 2003

Shmoner 

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

Shmoner by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

shmower 

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

shmower by Nick D February 8, 2003

Shmoped 

When marijuana is being smoked and a person gets overwhelmingly high, to the point where said person can't function properly.

Brandon & Jeremy said "yooo haha, this bitch Zadie is shmopeddd!"

A person should go to sleep if they are shmoped.

Shmoped by Roomdrifter June 7, 2018

Shooper 

When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.

"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!

Shooper by Baldwin December 9, 2005