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fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
mugGet the fitted sheet syndromemug.
1.Not literally as it is, this expression is used only when two friends (either existing gender), happens to kill another one accidentally and one or neither of them never tried (to solve this problem together) to sing the same song of regret yesterday.

2. To paraphrase, "Sing (or sung) Yesterday's Music sheet", is to settle a problem between two friends (usually a love situation." So when saying sing or sung, it is meant to settle.
*interrogation of deceased person's friend*
Police: It's not entirely your fault
Boy/girl: No! It is! I should've been the one to Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet with him/her!
by Sin_P June 10, 2017
mugGet the Sing Yesterday's Music Sheetmug.

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.
I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.
by DeanRylie June 29, 2020
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3 Sheets

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021
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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
mugGet the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug.

Sheet Box

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."
by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022
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Going full sheet

Kylie Monroe going full sheet- the act of being suddenly, explicitly, and personally racist or bigoted to a culturally marginalized group or individual, usually a form or component of an assault

Syn: "saying the quiet part out loud"
The thing about old racists is that many of them have been in cushy jobs long enough that dog whistles are a second language so it's rare to catch them going full sheet. On the bright side, they'll be dead soon!
by Pixxi Kropotkin November 3, 2020
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