Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.

Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.

by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Shar Shar-ing

when a female has to masturbate on her stomach in order to climax

Samantha sucks at pleasing her boyfriend when they have Skype sex because she is always shar shar-ing.

by shallb1502 December 13, 2012

Sharming

It's when a person is shitty but also charming. We've all been sharmed before.

1) Why don't you break up with her already?
2)I want to but she is just so sharming!

by JOHNNYAPPLESEED March 12, 2013

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018

staring at the floor

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

by awkward1234 July 21, 2018