nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

sexual independent

An aontonamus way of stimulating yourself sexually

I dont need to have sex with anyone beacause i am a sexual independent.

by monkeyanimalss January 31, 2016

Sexual shoplifting

When someone rapes a sexworker

Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.

by jayhovanova January 8, 2023

empty sexuality

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.

Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships

by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021