dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

Semen Cream

When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger

Grandpa José likes Semen Cream

by VomitCock May 29, 2017

Semen berries

When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.

Oh semen berries,Not again!

by Daweson May 6, 2018

The Demon of Semen

To produce exceedingly large amounts of semen after constant masturbation or constant sex.

Female one:After fucking him for several times for hours at a time, Malkaia still came a lot.

Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!

by enoughtomfoolery March 20, 2018

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

Semenated

another word for jizzed or busted a nut

I jut semenated all over her face.

by sspurv March 15, 2017

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016