semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Semen Eating Homo

Disorder Where You Have To Eat Semen For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner

Dude 1: augh....~ mmmm...~
Dude 2: ngh...~ i-i... love to eat your semen from your willy billy...~
Dude 1: good~
*At School*
OMG, HE'S A SEMEN EATING HOMO!!!!111!!

by KoppaSummision January 3, 2024

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017

Semen

The fancy word for cum. In French it's "semene."

"What's wrong with my cum, doctor?"
"Your semen mass is quite low, m'boy"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

semen

a chemical created by a mans juicy sticky pickle.

the boy drank his salty semen out of his pickle

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022