Andy Samberg

n. A finishing maneuver during sexual intercourse;
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier

See: "careless sploosh"

Liam: "Hey man, I totally Andy Samberg'd my girl in the car earlier."

Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."

by Sandbox Czar July 27, 2011

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semen tickle

n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.

The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.

by wildavjr May 12, 2012

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Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

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This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.

I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.

by doctorjerkballs January 5, 2012

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retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018

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