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Seesaw Asshat

at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.
did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!
by durty dawg July 15, 2009
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Secks

Another word for 'sex' often used in a joking manner
Megan: wanna have cheeky bum secks?
Molly: haha sure man!
by Brooke nichol September 6, 2017
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Seeker

The exact opposite of a Sneaker. It is an entirely intentional punch, dead set on hitting its target. It is a not sneaky nor an inconspicuous punch, it may be thrown with or without provocation.
I felt like feeding Catherine a Sneaker, but realized there was no point, so I gave her a Seeker.
by TheSneaker May 12, 2018
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Secks

this word is often used to describe the distribution of white sauce, often in correlation with things one puts in their mouth
You need to have secks with your cinnamon rolls
Your salad needs secks
Fettuccine Alfredo without secks is no better than spaghetti
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Geek Seekr

Women or Men who date exclusively geeks.
-Oh my god check out that 10 over there... I wouldn't mind giving her my number.

-Good luck that chicks a Geek seekr... that's why she's drooling over the dork in the glasses.
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inverted secks

sexual activity involving a penis within another penis.
And then they had the inverted secks.
by Kaeta April 12, 2021
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Morning glory seeds

most commonly used as a reference to the seeds of Ipomoea Tricolor, a species known for its content of the psychoactive compound LSA. It is mainly used by anyone in r/LSA
"Yo man I was searching on Ebay for untreated Morning glory seeds and these ones seem legit."
by libertyprimeisonline October 19, 2020
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