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second fandom

ugh, EXO's second fandom is so annoying
by L-1485 May 24, 2022
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Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.
Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)
by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015
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sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
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Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.
Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.
by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019
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obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world
obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama
by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021
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Ronald Anthony Redeaux the Second

He is a Ronald Anthony Redeaux the Second type of guy.
by ShadowTonks November 27, 2019
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cooperative group fortification center the second

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout
by smexyfemboy February 17, 2021
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