double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

Scratch

An online platform where you can make animations, watch them, make games, play them, and make groups, where people send you their games and you accept or reject them.

A: hey bro you played scratch before?

B: what?
A: just type in scratch in google.

by I need help 2023 January 13, 2023

Scratch

The coolest person in the friendgroup with the best style and funniest jokes also gay asf

Brooo ur so Scratch

by Rex10 August 31, 2021

Scratch

A 26 oz/750mL bottle of liquor

Yo grab me a scratch of Jack Daniels from the L.C. you bean

by Travante420 April 25, 2021

Scratch N Sniff

The Scratch N Sniff is an alternative method of scratching your balls. This method requires you to cradle your balls in one hand, while you gently scratch your balls with the other. This method is one of many methods used to scratch a mans balls, one of which is the Pinch and Twist method.

Bro can i scratch your balls?

Nah bro, ive already done the Scratch N Sniff method.

by rection g hue December 15, 2022

Scratch and sniff

When you get a hand job and they scratch your dick

Dude he got the scratch and sniff and he still feels it 2 weeks later.

by Curlycracker November 5, 2022