fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022

Eoin Scullion

A fat lazy arse who sits around and eats all day like a pig

Eoin scullion is such a mess, what a rat

by Ahhboiiiii November 14, 2023

kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.

Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!

by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024

Yellow Scallop

The act - intentional or accidental - of burping in your partner's open mouth during a moment of intimacy.

We were having a lovely evening. I went in for the kiss. Poor thing must not have been feeling well as she returned the gesture with a yellow scallop.

by dfjquest September 16, 2025

scouse scally jihadi

luffi

scouse scally jihadi cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.

I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.

by Southsidezach April 3, 2022