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Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
by N4styn8 August 19, 2021
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Cube root media

The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.

P.S. They like to break the internet.
Damn that video is so hard, Is it produced by Cube Root Media?
by Mad Over Marketing November 24, 2021
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root came 2005

Jongseob's line from P1harmony's "Killin it" describing kpop (or non-kpop) idols' birth year
Jongseob's root came 2005
by gayeo May 23, 2025
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Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract
"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"
by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022
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root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.
Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub
by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself
the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself
by morting March 17, 2025
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