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The Delaware River

Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
by JerseyKid February 17, 2008
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Austin Rivers

A mythical, god like basketball player that attends Duke University. He has played the game since he was could walk, getting better everyday. His position is point guard and is and expert at shooting 3's over Tyler Zeller. He is the son of the best coach of all time with the name Doc.
Dude, did you see that shot?

You just pulled an Austin Rivers on that kid.

Austin Rivers is the best freshman basketball player.
by surveyorng3 April 9, 2012
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Riverview

Most boring small city (town) on the planet, in Southeast Michigan. Nobody from anywhere else in North America will ever know what it is or where it is.
"So we're going to visit my Aunt and Uncle in Riverview"

"Dude, where the frick is Riverview?"
by Hannah Enderich June 26, 2008
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Antioch River Pig

An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.

May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.
1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"
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Chocolate River

A common nickname for the Peticodiac River in New Brunswick, Canada. It is so called because it is a tidal river and the strong tidal action causes mud to get dredged up which gives the river a brown hue.

The City of Dieppe has recently used the name on an official building, the Chocolate River Conservatory.
"The tidal bore seems a bit stronger since they opened the causeway gates, but I don't think the old Chocolate River will ever fully recover."
by The Great Excelcior October 11, 2011
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glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head
Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.
by Kyle Longbrake December 3, 2007
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dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!
by milk salad August 18, 2010
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