septum ring

a nose ring-one that goes through the cartilege inbetween the nostrils.

wow, her septum ring was BLING-diamonds and gold, girl!

by Bonita~*~! June 11, 2006

wedding ring

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

by Xcluxive April 19, 2007

P-ring

when you sit down and your asshole touches a surface and leaves a ring of poo on that surface.

Ned from the nudist colony kept leaving P-rings everywhere.

by fartknocker_buttmunch June 6, 2011

tub ring

the band that everyone wants to be like.

"i wish my band was as cool as tub ring"

by bob August 18, 2003

elden ring

A game being developed by From Software that doesn't exist and will never come out.

OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((

by TroyAndLarryFilledMyBootyHole September 23, 2020

golden ring

When Person A urinates onto or into the anus of Person B

Cara - "Last night Johnny pissed all over my bum hole"
debbie - "So he gave you a golden ring?"

by miss.louise August 14, 2006

purity ring

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.

Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..
Sally: Yeah and..
Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-
Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!
Nicky and Sally: What?
Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!
Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.
Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-
Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?
Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..
Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.
Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.
Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.
Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?
Nicky and Sally walk away.
Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.

by Nympho Jones July 7, 2008