chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.

Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.

by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

by The Real Bunghole May 29, 2016

A relic

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.

"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"

by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018

holy relic

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic

by ilovetheholyrelic June 15, 2018

sweet relief

A fucking sick ass indie band from Massachusetts.

Wow! Sweet Relief was the shit tonight! They really have that sound that is laid back. Makes me wish I hadn't divorced your mother and left California.

by Zero Mcfucks August 20, 2018

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

Robin Reliant

A stupid car that you can drive from a motorcycle licence

Guy 1:Have you seen the Robin Reliant?
Guy 2:Yes I have one.
Guy 1:I thought you had a motorbike.

by An idiot who hates robin relia April 14, 2019