Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans

"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb

by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012

redneck ginjenuity

When a redhead (ginger person) comes up with a redneck solution to a problem.

"Way to go red on using that piece of cardboard to the tie down that trash since u didn't have a tarp handy!" "Well that's some redneck ginjenuity right there !"

by Crakerass June 2, 2017

redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger

Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..

by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023

Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.

(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"

by Nimbus May 27, 2016

a thirsty redneck

Someone who likes their cousin

"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck

by longdaddyd December 30, 2011