rectabate

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.

The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.

by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005

rectal leftovers

The secretions from one's anus. Usually brown or green in coloration. Occurs from the movements of ones bowels.

"The man stepped in a pile of rectal leftovers from his neighbors K-9 unit."

by C To The A To The SSIE September 5, 2008

rectangular orgasm

rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it

jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?

Janet: I don't know what it was all I can say is I had a rectangular orgasm...

by Josh Obie December 13, 2007

Rectal River

Once you have proceeded in penetrating the anal cavity beyond its intended depths, a river of blood creeps out of the brown eye.

Woo ah! that rectal river over there is flooding! well i did put 12 inches of cock in there.

by 2d unit February 21, 2009

recturnal emissions

A gay man's wet dream

He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.

by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010

rectal tremor

The movement of the anus following extended anal sex. It continues to jitter as if it were still being pounded

I suffer from rectal tremors, I have severe ass spasms several times a day

by Dr. Rexam November 13, 2013

rectal juice

The fluid secreted from your rectum.

Rectal Juice is when your asshole feel wet.

by Dicklover69 November 19, 2013