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Real Vardrid

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Vardrid is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Barcelona. They have 14 UCL, of which half were won in dinosaur age and the rest are robbed. They are known for paying refs.
Look! That retarded Vardridog is still boasting ucl trophies that Real Vardrid won in the dinosaur age!
by your source of income February 8, 2023
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real life

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."
by Torley April 10, 2008
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