When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.
Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.
by sleepermedic December 13, 2021
Get the surprise randymug. by RandyIsGay2 April 18, 2019
Get the Randymug. A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH
Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS
by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023
Get the Randy Bandsmug. A fat shot of any liquor you can find, Typically pink Whitney but at times potato Vodka. These shots are special because they take up atleast 3/4s a glass and it is poured by Randy the macho man him self on a Thursday night.
by BBC Commander October 28, 2020
Get the Randy Rocketmug. by bolo.tsm November 3, 2020
Get the randymug. A hardworking person who loves with his whole heart, but hates liars, fakers, & pushy people. Loves fishing,old cars,& can be a great listener, lover & friend.
by Partnerless August 13, 2023
Get the Randymug. he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022
Get the Randy castillomug.