Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021
by hookemyea December 10, 2011
Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores April 10, 2018
When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor
by Peter Pensylvania November 23, 2021
Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022
I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.
My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
by iqueefedinqueechee February 02, 2020
Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
by DinoLaurs April 30, 2018