Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

saggy quacker

A saggy quacker is when a girl loses a lot of weight and her pussy hangs low then when she walks it quacks

"Dude did you hear that saggy quacker going bye"

by 123474! June 2, 2017

mr.quackers

A little shithead that post alot memes in his account. He has no life what so ever and Just Dosent give a single fuck about what you say. He likes to annoy little kids in chats and tell them there mum gay. But when the kid responds with the no u card he reverses it. He Likes to have fun and wants to kill fandoms mostly. Also likes to spam a shit ton.

Aqui :Mr.Quackers where da meme at

Mr.Quackers : " fuck you "

by AdolfDucko May 20, 2018

Cow quacker

An animal breaks the ducks quacker I’m the neck

The dog will cow quacker the quacker out of the ducks neck

by HOO HOO MAStER 1234 June 11, 2018

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018