A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.
"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
by handy devil September 18, 2013
Get the curly puddingmug. While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.
“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”
by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018
Get the Pinocchio puddingmug. A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.
by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010
Get the chocolate puddingmug. Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.
by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015
Get the Figgy puddingmug. by dick feel September 25, 2003
Get the pud puffermug. by Anguished August 23, 2006
Get the yorkshire puddingmug. Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.
by Ur favourite dirty translator May 4, 2018
Get the pudding and piemug.