Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 3, 2019

sexy puddle

The pool that forms beneath a woman who is wet from her horniness

A sexy puddle began to form as she made out with her boyfriend without any panties on.

by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016

Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.

"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."

by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023