pube pic

a picture of a males pubes on the penis

yo gal

do you want me to send you a pube pic

by yanangay June 10, 2018

pube squiggly

A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.

A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well

by Burgerbude March 21, 2018

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 23, 2019

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

Slick a pube

Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.

“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”

Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”

by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019