pube-lishing

When you're high and you send in urban dictionary definitions that make no sense

Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 12, 2018

Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

wisconson pube stache

a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours

wisconson pube stache was given to liza by Jonathan and Jacob

by eugenedinglbry May 28, 2025

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 23, 2019

pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.

john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber

by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011

Pube Plower

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.

Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."

by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018