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Pre Friendsgiving

When you and your friends need a legitament reason to all gather together at ones house to enjoy food, alcohol and any other legal (or non legal) drugs; too soon in November to be considered actual Friendsgiving.
Hey , buddy, since it’s only November 5th we should have pre Friendsgiving at my place since you’re hosting Friendsgiving at yours.
by Wolf_man_22 November 14, 2017
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Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.
Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"
by betterCallButters July 28, 2018
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Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.
by MF1212 August 7, 2017
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pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.
Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
by Powerhorse II January 10, 2009
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pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.
He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.
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Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010
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pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.
Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.
by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016
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