90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Ping

To ring, A person, place, or thing,

Normally used on Discord/Fortnite

Yo i just pinged the whole server

by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2023

Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

Ping Dog

A user in Discord that gets angry with you for pinging the admin or server owner. They are usually hold no power in the Discord server and just wish to exert authority on another player by attempting to come to the defense of the server owner/admin.

Jeremy132: @Admin I really like this game thank you for creating it!
PingDog2255: @Jeremy132 You idiot, I can't believe you mentioned the Admin! You are stupid, and I hate you!
PingDog1923: @Jeremy132 God damn you bro, you've doomed us all for pinging the Admin! We all hate you.
Jeremy132: What did I do wrong?? You are both a couple of Ping Dogs.

by mockywottle July 30, 2023

Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023

bao ping

she’s da best. she’s the sweetest girl you will ever meet and the one you will remember forever.

bao ping is da best

by not our pseudonym November 22, 2021

Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese gaming videos and the house burned down.

by Dooberfish November 22, 2021