Pencil

A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.

Grab a pencil and get to work.

by h.ddd June 1, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

pencil

a type of writing untensil use on paper, Also used for the butt

a pencil is very good at writing on my paper.

by pe-n-cil April 28, 2022

2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022