objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Toss the Pancake

Another word for masturbation.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to stay in and toss the pancake."

by Kate Mathers May 9, 2012

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

fuckin pancakes

A two worded word that describes the all natural meaning of good pancakes

Hey you want some FUCKIN PANCAKES?

by Mr.coward1919 May 20, 2019

Denny's pancakes

When you dress up as a pancake and throw yourself on your partner after drenching them in syrup. HAve fun cleaning that shithe out of your hair.

"i didnt realize u were talking abt the restaurant and i thought 'denny's pancakes' was some sort of sex term"

by cass-sass March 6, 2017

Black Pancake

When a black girl has flat buttocks cheeks.

“Hey bro you like shawndra?”

“Bro hell no! She has a Black Pancake bro!”

by Cat Phock March 21, 2020

Flippin' Pancakes

When someone keeps rambling on about things you don't know about.

First Person: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Second Person: I have no idea what your talking about, you're flippin' pancakes, so here's a picture of a bunny with a stack of pancakes on his head.

by Joe Bleâux July 22, 2012