Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.

Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.

by OfficerKingsley September 09, 2019

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Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.

Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.

by Mi Caulk January 17, 2011

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An animal who has committed various war crimes on makeup and was recently diagnosed with bipolar and doesn't like positive feedback from her audience

lia"s hidden page ate all the food in the buffet

by Solo Africa November 14, 2023

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

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When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

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a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

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Unlimited periods that can cause you to charge like a rhino

This guy was mad at me and he Emma paged me so I ran.

by Jordan5555 January 11, 2021

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