Owen

Very good at playing Sax

Owens are always playing Sax when they can

by People pleasing person August 7, 2023

Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.

Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face

by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023

Owen

A child molester

Bro did you hear that Owen guy got put away for molesting 1500 kids

by kirbva24 September 10, 2023

owen

wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3

girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)

by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023

Owen

a guy who always gets mad at someone for getting drunk even though he is the reason they did it

Owen: Why would you get drunk?? You promised you wouldnt get drunk.
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*

by danzyz February 4, 2024

Owen

Owen is an absolute joy to be around. His infectious laughter and positive energy light up any room he walks into. One of the things that makes Owen so special is his genuine kindness and compassion towards others. He always goes out of his way to make people feel valued and appreciated, and his warm heart shines through in every interaction. Owen's creativity and artistic talent are truly remarkable. Whether it's painting, writing, or playing music, he has a natural ability to express himself in the most beautiful ways. But what truly sets Owen apart is his unwavering support and love for his friends and family. He is always there to lend a listening ear, offer words of encouragement, or simply share a heartfelt hug when it's needed the most. Owen is not just a great person; he's an incredible friend who brings so much happiness and positivity into the lives of those around him.

Owen is an active, friendly, and smart young man. He is always willing to help out and is always there for his friends. He is also very intelligent and excels in his studies.

by Secret ⭐ February 8, 2024

Owen

A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.

Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.

Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me

by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023