Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
Get the I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came frommug. a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007
Get the Yard Salemug. Used when you want to reassure to someone that they're telling the truth. You're basically swearing on your entire fortune.
by CuunCuunLips June 10, 2022
Get the On Yardmug. The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.
by kyirol February 8, 2014
Get the 50 yard linemug. A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.
I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.
by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020
Get the Yard jockeymug. by anonymous April 20, 2024
Get the yard slutmug. 