I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.

“Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”

by Smith.John October 11, 2019

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

Muddar yard

something you call someone you don't like

Teacher: Bob, take your hat off.
Bob: Why?
teacher: cause i said so.
Bob: what a "Muddar yard"

by mitochondriamonster December 06, 2012

Sold Like A Yard Sale

When someone messes up really bad, they sold, like how you sell stuff at a yard sale.

"You sold like a yard sale that last match."

by WringleDaPringle August 29, 2022

Yard Rat

A Tampa Florida Scenester bar hag. Usually over the hill but unwilling to accept that pleather doesn’t go with stretch marks. Also see, Leena and Laura

Yo, you should have seen the yard rat hanging out at the bar last night! Nah man, I stay away from Ybor.

by N1200 September 23, 2018

Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.

I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.

by Nasor6221 April 10, 2020