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Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021
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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
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jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009
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Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.
"I slayed her with my jizz whip"
by Jald May 25, 2014
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Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.
Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.
by NathanR July 24, 2006
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Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.
"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."
by randehay May 10, 2010
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jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .
by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007
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