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big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
by t i n o December 11, 2017
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Ol' man McGee

A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)

"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)

"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016
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The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021
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Tittle ol Littys

Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.
by Nya1031 May 31, 2018
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Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.
I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.
by atychiphilia February 15, 2020
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Tig ol bittes

Look at them tig ol bittes
by Chaoticfoolzz February 10, 2020
mugGet the Tig ol bittesmug.

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