officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Office Depot

Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.

I dare you to go into Office Depot dressed as a Jedi Knight.

by Simmaniac January 20, 2021

officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.

I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .

by levi loves apples November 2, 2011

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.

"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"

by placemat January 23, 2009

Imperial Officer

A person that is a Simp for a rich person or group of rich people.

"Man have you heard that guy that's excited for the war draft, he is such an Imperial Officer."

by DR.ROCKSOS' CAT January 15, 2020

Riverdale and the office

the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them

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riverdale and the office

by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020