the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them
by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020
Boss John: Jim, sales were down last quarter. What are we doing about this?!
Jim: Great use of the "office we" John. Well, I'm not sure what YOU'RE doing about it, but I'M firing half our sales force.
Jim: Great use of the "office we" John. Well, I'm not sure what YOU'RE doing about it, but I'M firing half our sales force.
by tommyg123 October 26, 2010
Office Depot is a boring store that sells boring products for boring workplaces. Once in awhile, you might find some sales reps with "interesting" personalities.
by Simmaniac January 20, 2021
by DR.ROCKSOS' CAT January 15, 2020
A toilet. Archaic slang. This term is a somewhat old-fashioned one, being used by mainly English literature and History students of the pretentious type.
by Chymo November 19, 2006
The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.
Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009