Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
by The Anus Master February 12, 2014
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Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.
Dan is the master of boy jobs
by BaldEagleSB52 August 25, 2019
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crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
by Anon345678 April 10, 2014
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Lung Job

When a woman is head in such a way that you go past her larynx and rub against her trachea
"Ashley just gave me a lung job"
"Marry Her"
by Throataholic August 19, 2011
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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 12, 2010
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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 04, 2010
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Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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