Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018

Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

give crickets

When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.

I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.

by Tricktionary March 12, 2016