Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2009

Nose hug

To squeeze somebody's between 2 fingers and turn it 180 to 360 degrees.

Known in the Germanophone world as "Nasenquackie"

When Julia was pulling my leg, I applied a nose hug to her face.

by bacioberlin June 21, 2011

dink nose

a person who you are unsatisfied with in there actions or a person whom has part of a mans genitalia as a nose.

"you have a dink nose"

"what a dink nose"

by will thomson January 19, 2009

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

Nose Gut

A word used as a filler or randomly used in a conversation.

Just a random thing to say

-Hey Dude, What was the homework yesterday?

-It was like Pg. 696, problems... I don't know man, uhhhh, nose gut.

-Want some of my sandwich?

-No, nose guts!

by GutNose October 10, 2014

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013