Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.

This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was

by elsbeth April 22, 2020

Extra Noodle

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.

Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)

by nadnerByorluM@ April 25, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight

Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.

by Beastslayer0915 October 19, 2020

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

noodle pop

A socialy awkward Italian teen commonly found lurking in bushes.

There is a noodle pop in that bush.
Oh my god you're such a noodle pop

by InsayneMike September 29, 2017

Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016