A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon January 06, 2016
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
by Nobgobble July 25, 2023
John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”
Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”
John: “Nice.”
Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”
John: “Nice.”
Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 08, 2025
by T1bsy March 17, 2016
A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.
by turbo pull February 02, 2017
A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.
Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
by Nigga Ray Rogers February 07, 2011
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
by McChuff January 28, 2024