Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

by Maria is amazing August 6, 2008

Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris

Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris

by BgFsh August 26, 2009

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 10, 2010

nerisa

Nerisa is a kind of a person with full of Jealousy and hatred . She can't be a good friend because she is selfish and only think about herself. She has lots of Negativity within herself and even spread that. She can't even work for herself and always depend on others to work for her. It is better to never be friend with her as she is not trust worthy and only use you . She only think about how to attract boys To herself and even tries To steal others best friend or boyfriend.To keep your vibe and environment stay away from her.

Girl:Is Nerisa trustworthy?

Boy:Definitely Not because she only think about herself and can't keep secrets within herself.

by Nerisa November 24, 2021

Chuck Norris

A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.

1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego

by uber6969 April 10, 2008

Chuck Norris

The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God

I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris

by Tom1ner August 17, 2008