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Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 31, 2012
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Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.
(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
by GiggleCum January 20, 2012
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Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.
by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011
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by ICC off off off de November 23, 2021
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Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy
Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021
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moist boner

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”
by Basedpenits June 9, 2023
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