Mega zert buss

An extremely high and or wasted person that is a puss or a pussy in a safe environment such as school so that authorities(teachers) won't understand.

Wow. You are high and you won't eat that apple off the ground? You are a mega zert buss.

by Johnsmith525 August 3, 2008

Mega-moon

a form of "moonie" in which the participant (male) places his meat and veg between his legs so that it can be observed from the rear.

Whats that growth coming out your ass

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

mega mind 2.0

This person is usually named something like Modesty, Max or Morgan, they will always have a name that starts with an M, you feel like you can trust them with many secrets but in the end they expose every single word you said. This person usually has a large forehead, making them wear a headband 24/7 to cover up their massive forehead. This person usually acts like a queen in front of their friends, but a real idiot infront of people that aren't there friends.

I see that they have a large forhead with a headband, they must be a mega mind 2.0

by SlickSkinnySlim November 24, 2021

mega c00l kid

we made this by unknown :)!!

Ur a mega c00l kid :)

by itsleo April 2, 2021

Mega Nut May

The compensation of No Nut November. One must nut three times a day for the entire month of may to make up for the loss of orgasm in No Nut November.

Man, No Nut November took its toll on me. Can't wait for Mega Nut May!

by Patrick625 November 6, 2017

mega cum blast

mega cum blast is when you non-stop cum in or on the girl and it's able to shoot a far range and you cant control it and when it comes out it will be warm and then it won't be long before it dries up

omg my man mega cum blast on me it felt so good

by tinydick12343 November 15, 2019

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010