martyr

A selfless, arrogant, mislead, knowledge lacking, sad excuse for human life. One who takes their life that has been so amazingly giving to them and defiles its name by slandering it through the use of religion and dies in religions name claiming that their way is absolutely the right way. A closed minded fool who deserves nothing more than to deteriorate in the dirt as soon as possible... In simple terms a waist of time and life.

Jesus Christ is the most famous martyr known in America. His self sacrifice was an example of stupidity and those who would be changed by his existence deserve death immediately go kill yourself.

by Metro Josh October 28, 2007

martyr

A videogame character from the videogame Hunter: The Reckoning.

Martyr: *shoots someone* I just ruined yo shit mutha fucka.( the martyr was black ^_^ )

by Fuckthepainaway January 20, 2005

Matty

A very kind and shy boy. Some people like him and don’t like him. He will break girls heart and have a girlfriend each week. You’ll never get over him and will still fall for him. He will still flirt with you even if he has a girlfriend but you would still like him. Over all he is confusing but likeable.

“Oh remember when you dated matty?” “ Yeah , haha i still like him though”
“That Matty gets all the girls but he’s so shy to do anything.”

“ You and Matty where such a good couple what happened?” “ Oh he fell for another girl and broke my heart!”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

Marty-Stu

1. Noun. Female counterpart to the Mary-Sue. Also called Gary-Stu and occasionally "Marty Sam". Often abbreviated to "Stu". An annoyingly "perfect" male fanfiction character. He is usually attractive, mistunderstood, agnsty, and often has some sort of tragic past. He is so perfect as to be nauseating. He usually winds up romantically involved with one or more of the author's favorite characters, saves the day, upstages all of the real characters, etc. Marty-Stus tend to be slightly less common than Mary Sues. Often involved in slash stories.

There are three main types of Marty Stu:
a) Classical!Marty-Stu. Think 50s and 60s sitcoms or the beginning of the movie "Pleasantville". These are usually your blonde haired, blue eyed, stereotypically gorgeous, pretty boys. They also tend to be fond of sports and be "jocks" or "preps".
b) Rebel!Marty-Stu. Also known as "Punk!Non-conformist!Marty-Stu", "Goth!Marty-Stu" and "Badass!Marty-Stu". This type of Marty-Stu usually has agnst coming out of his you-know-what and isn't *really* badass, he just wants to be because he's oh!-so-angry about his tragic past. Blah, blah, sob story, mush. This type is often written by teenage girls around the age of 13-15, and is extremely loud and obnoxious. It also includes Evil!Stus.
c) Misfit!Marty-Stu. This encompasses all of the Marty-Stus out there that the authors have made short, scrawny, geeky, etc in an attempt to prove that he's "not a marty-stu!!!one1". Usually has a tragic past where he was bullied and/or abused terribly. This type is usually a bit less obnoxious than the other two. Occasionally, this type will also be an Evil!Stu, but that is very rare. It often includes the "I'm a very sensitive person but my father/parents/brothers/family/society doesn't like that in a boy so I get ostracized"-type Marty-Stu. These are usually the ones that wind up in slash fics.

The character of the LOTR fanfic was a complete Stu. His parents were abusive, his teachers didn't understand him because he was too smart and so he got bad grades, and his classmates hated him. He was transported into Middle-Earth from the modern world. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and discovered he was part Elf. He saved Frodo and Sam from certain death at the hands of some Orcs, and proceeded to upstage Aragorn and the others. A classic example of Marty-Stu Badfic.

by nscangal July 7, 2005

Manty (the Panty)

to brutally make love/ravage the anus of a poor defenseless animal

Hey, get off that dog, you Manty!

by Hitler January 18, 2003

Marty Sandwich

When two seemingly heterosexual, but secretly homosexual has a breakout on a public dance floor, removes their clothing and acts in an extremely homo-erotic way whilst screaming, "MARTY SANDWICH"

Please note that sometimes the term "WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS" is yelled as a metaphor to describe their shirtless state, "With the fillings" is when they put a female companion in between their shirtless beings as a form of homo-erotic torture.

Stan: "Damn, the music is good in here"
John: "It is so mate, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?"
Stan: "Mate, ;) MAAARTY SANDWICH
(Electro-Funk music in the background, John and Stan proceed to remove clothing and move uncomfortably close to one another)
John: MARTY SANDWICH WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS!!

by Davidarchuletayouaresohot April 2, 2011

Martyball

While playing the golf game wolf, the wolf passes up good shots just to have Marty as his partner.

Dave always plays martyball because Marty is his boyfriend. Brian plays martyball because he thinks it's his only chance to win dots. Steve plays Marty ball because he uses irons off the tee.

by Gmoney2424 September 21, 2018