Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 15, 2022

mommy you smell good

when your mom smell good mannnnnn

HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD

THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS

by tartastan February 10, 2021

Queen mommy

Origin: Dictionary of Hunter

(Mommy Issues Edition: The Mommy Chronicles 2022)

Slang for "penny"
Alternate synonyms: Penny

"Slay Queen Mommy girl queen boss you slay"

by Queen Mommy June 01, 2022

ur mommy dot commy

a weird way to say your mom In a slang way

Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.

Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.

by ur mom is so hot i could die:) June 22, 2022

mommy men

men who are protective and will take 100% care of you

girls love mommy men

by BigGucciBaby October 29, 2022

mommy cheater

A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.

The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.

by KZ1 April 18, 2016

mommy joyce

mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.

person: eyo mommy, my delicious juce

mommy joyce: hey chawtyy

by bumblingsumbees April 24, 2022