miss kearns

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

cnt fink of 1

by lol July 17, 2003

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

by nemmo June 27, 2006

Miss Piggy

a really ugly girl, who looks like a pig, and also eats enuf 2b one.

Hey Lucy, or shud I say Miss Piggy?

by boo November 15, 2004

Hit Or Miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss, my wife took the kids.

by Hexity January 5, 2019

Miss Earth

A "beauty" pageant where beauty doesn't actually matter and you just have to be brainy and be good at answering questions. Also called Mess Earth and Miss Earthquake

Did you see the new Miss Earth winner? She's so ugly.

by peterthepanda May 30, 2018

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!

She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh

Person1: Hit or miss?
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya

by ImAlreadyTracer™ January 2, 2019