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Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.
I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak
Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.
by Doc Starr November 28, 2021
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Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
by sokansas November 25, 2011
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meat socket

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.
by nobody else here August 10, 2017
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Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.
Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.
by ritamiller November 7, 2014
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Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask
Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?
by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018
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meat peach

A woman's vagina. Particularly, one that looks like a bruised gushing peach covered in dirt.
Dude, I totally ate out Julie last night.
Yeah, what's her meat peach taste like?
by For The Ages August 8, 2016
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