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Get the Lobstered mug.A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012
Get the Lobster mug.Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
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1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.
Noun.
1. One who performs such an act.
1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.
Noun.
1. One who performs such an act.
by DaGod February 27, 2014
Get the Lobster mug.The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.
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